Din daglige dose dusteri

Ny dag, nye nyord:

Sytehjem: Der gamle kverulanter havner i alderdommen.

Shoppenhauer: Konsumentfilosofi.

Og nyttig link: Malleus Maleficarum, "Heksehammeren", er boken som fra utgivelsen i 1486 ble brukt som håndbok og instruksjon for den pavelige inkvisisjon og (ahem) heksejakten på (ja, nettopp) hekser.

Og når vi først er i gang med "lenke-liming": bråkjekke og vittige IRC-sitater fra bash.org:

Denne fyren har moret seg med å erstatte ordet "wand" (tryllestav) med "wang" (tissefant) i teksten til den første Harry Potter-boka, og har funnet urovekkende tendenser:

Ok

I have found, definitive proof

that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all

"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried
to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?

Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

"A firm grip on his raised wang"? Fysjom.